Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Magic Eye Porn

Who doesn't want 3-D pornography? Plus, have you ever wanted to look at pornography in public, but were scared some busybody would snoop on you? Well, magic eye porn is the answer. Sure someone can glance over your shoulder and see what you are looking at, but they won't have the time to cross and uncross their eyes before you close your magazine. Moreover, a large percentage of people, probably including your mom, can't ever seem to see the magical images hidden deep in the mystical patterns.

Sure, breasts covered in a pattern similar to that of a bad 70's tie may take some getting used to, but all things truly worth appreciating are acquired tastes.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Stupid.