Comments on Ideas By Chuck: Gay Grizzly Adams

What if cos of the great success of the Grizzly Ad...

2009-04-27T14:00:00.000-07:00

What if cos of the great success of the Grizzly Adams movie bears became chic which resulted in a cartoon bear called Bearabunga who surfs around on a fruit roll-up and solves current world crisis' with bear hugs

Sorta like the care bears I guess except he doesn't shoot rainbows out of his stomach he deals with problems practically, with bear hugs.... AND these
are real problems

So like an episode would find Bearabunga trying to sneak on to ship, get to the Somali Pirates and give them a bear hug without getting shot

Or Bearabunga is in a race against time to travel the world and give everyone infected with the pig virus a bear hug before it spreads.... Maybe he has to enlist his friend Pandemic Panda to

Pandemic Panda is slow moving and needs to stop at Burger King every two hours to eat some shoots (fries)

actually if you put a bear or a gay in any of the ...

2009-04-27T13:57:00.000-07:00

actually if you put a bear or a gay in any of the top box offices movies this weekend they would be better

1. obsessed: gays are already obsessed with beyonce so i would throw a bear into the mix

2. 17 Again: I would KILL to see a bear mal Matthew Perry (in 3D)

3. Fighting: i don't know what this one is about but watching gay people argue and fight would be entertaining

4. The Soloist: just another homeless schizophrenic cello playing bear movie!!!

5. Earth: this probably already has a bear or two in it but if it had more it would be number 1

you are quite right Kensey! This film is a good id...

2009-04-27T11:39:00.000-07:00

you are quite right Kensey! This film is a good idea that tackles two hot topics, the environment and gay.

also I'm pretty certain that if Robert Downey Jr. or Jaime Fox's characters were either gay or a bear, The Soloist wouldn't have done so horribly at the box office this weekend

Also remember the show BJ and the Bear where there...

2009-04-27T11:30:00.000-07:00

Also remember the show BJ and the Bear where there was a monkey called Bear?

As an avid reader of Ideas by Chuck I recall some discussion about this show in the comments area of his Chuck Dickens: Illiterate Trucker idea posted Nov. 23, 2008 at approximately 1:32pm PST, where someone pointed out the genius of the truck driver calling himself BJ in order to plant the BJ suggestion into the minds of people he might pick up on the road.

This brings up the question why call the chimp Bear. BECAUSE PEOPLE WANT TO WATCH BEARS even if they have is a lousy chimp. They were trying to give the already adorable chimp bear appeal.

BRILLIANT! Bears are fuckin' rad! Having one of t...

2009-04-27T11:22:00.000-07:00

BRILLIANT!
Bears are fuckin' rad! Having one of those in is half the battle.

Listen can you think of another animal or person that can carry a movie like a bear.

Remember the movie The Bear... That little fucker had so much chrismal and watchability that they said, "hey we'll just put this little sack of fur in the forest and film it, what will we call it? The Bear, we don't have to come up with a clever title cos we have a bear, that's all we need. Do we need stupid voices like March of the PenguinS? No. fuck you and your forced personification, one bear doin' it's thing is enough to warm some cockles and sell some tickets"

I'm thinkin' you're quite right. I was reading si...

2009-04-27T03:26:00.000-07:00

I'm thinkin' you're quite right. I was reading singles ads from the Sunday paper from Anchoirage years ago and one stated," Grizzly Adams type, seeks same." What more could a guy ask? Except I'm not a guy.